dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Well I just put wine in my tea
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
