he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.