i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again