it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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