that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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