found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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