I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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