Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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