I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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