You really coming over, don't trick.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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