just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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