naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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