Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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