She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
