some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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