Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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