PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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