We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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