we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it