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escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.