Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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