so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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