life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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