Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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