just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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