sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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