youre lurking in front of me
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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