I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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