My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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