what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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