I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
how does that bad decision feel?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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