weddingsv make me drug and hornr
kristin has been a bad kristin
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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