I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
