I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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