If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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