What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Its about making memories worth repressing
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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