but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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