youre lurking in front of me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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