If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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