I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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