420 ftw
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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