all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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