Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
