i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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