yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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