I just cut my nipple shaving
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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