Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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