i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I see more hoeing in ur future
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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