is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I think i got beer on your cat.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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