3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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