Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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