So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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