She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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