Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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