that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Do plants get herpes?
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