just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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